Tom, if this unfortunate situation continues, may we have bears? 

Honestly, I’m amazed the pic doesn’t have their laptop monitors facing the camera, giving away sensitive information.

You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:

Also, in the event the G/O management succeeds in banishing politics from all the blogs, we’ve created a refugee camp here:

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

So, like, is deadspin getting axed like Splinter was? No new posts at all today while someone posts all the shit about how their bosses suck? Did they finally kill it?

What feels like decades ago, Trump talked about actively targeting the families of terrorists, and killing them. He probably sees the deaths of these kids as a big win.

You should also post it in the Splinter comments.

The eagle warned us.

But those kids were brown! So now there are seven fewer brown children who will undoubtedly grow up to be Islamic terrorists!!

He is the swamp.

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I’m old. School lunches were an either/or proposition. Either you gave them 30c in the morning or you got no lunch. Or you could bring a lunch from home, assuming your mom remembered to go to the grocery store.

The richest country in the world doesn’t offer free lunch to children.  This is a real travesty that shows how much we care about our children.

He didn’t immediately shoot the black guy?

Maybe the police department automatically assumes all their cops are concussed. Would have explain a lot of things.

How can you even tell if a sheriff’s deputy is concussed?

I was so hoping they’d fake the punt after the second declined penalty.

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

“Coach, it’s pretty amazing that you’re here this late.”- Dan Snyder to Jay Gruden, referring to Week 5.