* - Before the play-clock hits 15

Woah woah woah, let pump the brakes on the whole “genius” thing.

The hole from which the deuce drops is not worthy of praise.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Not a competent one, anyway.

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

I would guess that a lot of people that are 5'11 lie and say they are 6'0 ? I know I did. 

It’s Barron.

“As far as I am concerned, she is no longer Speaker of the House.”

November 2, 2016: Cubs win World Series, upsetting the delicate equilibrium of the universe, opening up a portal to the Upside Down - a world that looks just like our own, but contains homicidal monsters and everything is covered in a layer of viscous slime.

Although I would want to punch a co-worker in the face who did this...I would not because 1). I am a generally kind person 2). I don’t want to get fired and 3). I love bacon more than the Cubs.

Oh, that clears things up and my apologies. I didn’t realize the issue here was with my reading comprehension skills as I completely missed the Brady complainig and demanding a flag in the Miami game example used in the article. As a favor to a stupid person can you highlight the part in the quite concerning the Miami…

0/10. Bad trolling. If you’re going to troll, at least try not to be so bloody incompetent at it.

Harvey Danger!

I agree - Live is a much better band. Unfortunately, they are currently touring with Bush, which means no matter which side of the debate you are on, you have to sit through half a shitty concert to see half a concert you like. 

I feel like these replies are an exercise in hot take one-upmanship until someone just fucking *dares* to try and make the case for Dave Matthews Band. And since I know you’re out there, kiddo, don’t fucking do it.

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

Your statement vis-a-vis Live checks out.  

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…