Pretty sure that this is the list of people getting special deliveries. I know if my face was one of these, I wouldn’t be opening any mail.

he just retweeted VP Penis, does he ever do that?

Only part I take issue with is the assumption that President Mushroom Dick knows his base (or anything at all). He knows yelling “lock her up” gets him elected but he is clueless on where that leads later.

counterpoint: Derek Anderson 

and power Jews.. what group’s value align with that?

Jim Tomsula lost as well

Mike Vrabel lost to the chicken

-looks over the mail bag and comments afterward-

Ironic, it the people with AIDS that need the seat gaskets?

If you don’t cry during a Pixar movie, you’ve basically failed the Turing test. You’re probably some sort of Decepticon that turns into a boat. You’re not to be trusted. Or, even worse, you’re one of those aggro dipshits who’s like DURRRR I DON’T WATCH CARTOONS AND CRYING IS FOR PUSSIES DURRRRR. It’s 2018, man. Fuck…

I say this as a white person..

Totino’s is the best frozen pizza and I will fight whoever disagrees.

I had Nnedi as a professor at Chicago State University years ago. She is freakin awesome. 

this woman could have gotten wanted him killed. FTFY

I didn’t die

expect for the fact that dumbass like this get young kids and elderly killed.

They’re like, no, you’re 100% American.

but does Ray loves himself as much as Kanye loves himself?