Is that Ray Lewis in the middle? Fuck Ray Lewis. I don’t throw this around much but is anyone more of a Uncle Tom than Ray? 

 these will look at better.

Ever play mini golf? Your mind goes through a dozen different calculations during the backswing, all so you can get the ball into a cartoon beaver’s asshole. And that’s without any money on the line!

if Tay Tay’s support and voice for LGBTQ stops a single teenager (or any age for that matter) from killing themselves because their family made them an outcast, yes celebrity endorsement are important.

My wife suggested that men needed to hand over power to women for a good 3,000 years and see how well it turns out. I’m thinking maybe we shouldn’t entrust our future to white women.

you forgot Rich and dumb.

thanks, I needed that as well. it’s been a long week.

their generic excuse is “think of the children!!” which is short for.. “We don’t want to have to explain this to the children!”

They believe by supporting Isreal they are helping to bring on the return of Jesus. The joke is on them, Jesus came back, kept the same name, and is currently in one of President Little Mushroom Dick’s concentration camps in Texas. 

I had a similar experience breaking up a fight on a southside Chicago bus. Afterward, I was “why the F*** did I do that? I could have been killed”

“Run against fudge,” coincidentally, is also a rarely-used euphemism for diarrhea

Kanye was busy 

President Little Mushroom thinks Muhammad Ali and Cassius Clay are two different people. 

+1 this is my life

mean and rapey

Reason #25,102 that I’m teaching my kids to never vote Republicans.