Inspired? If they are “inspired” by President Little Mushroom Dick then they would have never figured any of that out. 

I think at this point I would prefer this...

Fuck Curt Schilling with his own bloody sock. I thought you were the greatest pitcher of all time. Little did I know how much of a twat your were.

Senior Beach Week? Us proles never got a beach week. Maybe a day, but it was to the state park’s beach and the lake, but not The Lake. 

who the fuck add when they grounded onto a calendar?

nah, stop blocking for Rapey McQuarterback. Big Ben goes down (i’m assuming for the first time). I see this as a total win-win. 

Alternate Idea:

It is close to Kawhi but I am pretty sure the Kawhi was injured at the beginning. I think Kawhi’s decision to basically sit out the rest of the year revolved around the team training staff messing up his diagnosis/missing a groin injury.

just don’t be black while doing that #BBQBecky

The Browns have as many wins as loses. They are not a good team.

I can’t decide if I need to make a flat earther joke or an happy accident(ly running the clock out) joke about JR Smith as Bob Ross.

republican women have a defined progression. They start as Tammy, step up to Laura Ingraham, and finish off as Kellyanne.

+1 for Tuba Lube

We know who he is, and it aint a starter for a good team in the NFL

A highly underrated joy about College Football this century has been watching Nebraska continually eat shit since firing Frank Solich leaving the Big12.

leftover from President little Mushroom who’s junk looks like this

Why do I get the vibe of President Little Mushroom thinking he was pimping her out to Big Ben? 

+1 for Santorum reference