Speaking to reporters, Trump said the owner told him his insurance company didn’t want to pay for the damage to his home. We’re going to find out, he said. We’re going to find out the name of the insurance company.

can I suggest some tasty mushrooms for your anti-news break?

after posting this, I kept reading... I would like to change that quote to include everything President Little Mushroom said.

one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water

what about...

just wait until President Mushroom loses control of the House and needs to distract from possible impeachment. We will be at war with anyone and possible everyone at the same time.

Since avoiding STD was Dfumps “personal Veitnam” I’m guess his looks like the last one.

um, is that snow? Buffalo is the butthole of America.

someone needs to call ODJFS on him.

That sounds like names from Madden’s next year’s draft class.

Papa Trump learned me some english. Am I a gooder boy than brother?

When the Alt-Right agrees with your word useage, it’s all wrong... Alt-Wrong? 

Thomas the Train is totally about slavery. Even the division of diesels and steams is an allegory of field vs house slaves. Being “really useful”?? more like “yes, master, don’t beat me.”

Strom Thrumond left the Democratic party because they weren’t racist enough for him

This needs more stars

I love the fact this on Lifehacker of all the sites. Never know when I going to need this info but I have it now.