straightforward except for goalie interference. then all bets are off.

Are you SURE it was Rick?

People forget he’s 84 years old.

Oh absolutely, it still stings, but nowhere near as much as it would if we had our A team there. THAT would be a national disaster, LOL. As it is...hey, bronze or 4th is still better than I’d hoped.

Thanks for this.

The Germans have a word for that, too.

ick bin ein Manitoban

I said at the beginning of the tournament I’d be thrilled with a bronze, while never actually thinking we’d get a whiff of a medal game. So... I’m alright with this. I mean, it sucks, but they were already overachieving. The major upset was Germany beating Sweden. Sweden, with OAR, were the gold medal favourites, and…

I think Canadians are honestly more upset about the women’s hockey, and the curling. I am, at any rate.

This is the most unexpected German advance since ... no, no, nevermind.

I mean, this was going to be a rough Olympics for any national team that relied on NHL players the last few outings. That the US and Canada are limping home without medals hardly seems surprising.

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

Definitely not posting this only kind of related tweet because I am Mad Online..

6th. The 5th is the one that says if you bring Labatt’s to a cookout you can’t take a Steam Whistle.

Because why even bother talking to each other anymore? In the future we’ll only be allowed to say yes and thank you.

As an Irish man, I’m more offended that people would not say paddy wagon out of fear of offending me.

Exactly.

Whatever happened to “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me”?

>if airbags go off

You are also driving wrong if you slow down and refuse to pass a truck on a 2 lane highway because you are afraid of it (and thanks for causing 2 miles of slow traffic).