Useless people - UPDATE
So our driver quit last Friday. 3 days and 3 scheduled replacements later, NOT ONE has actually showed up.
Unwritten Rules Of Life #6
If you forget to do a final check on a single order before it gets shipped, that will be the one that is wrong.
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Glasser’s Corollary: If, of the seven hours you spend at work, six hours and fifty-five minutes are spent working at your desk, and the rest of the time you throw the bull with your cubicle-mate, the time at which your supervisor will walk in and ask what you’re doing can be determined to within five minutes.
Unwritten Rules Of Life #5
Nothing encourages a huge dump like giving up and pulling up your pants.
Unwritten Rules Of Life #4
The map tile you need most will always be the last to load, if it loads at all.
Unwritten Rules Of Life #3
When speaking with a customer, their cell connection will always disintegrate immediately after the point of requesting payment.
I like this picture*
*Bias acknowledged
Unwritten Rules Of Life #2
Somehow, the wifi from the guy down the street will always show “Very Strong”... while your own, 5' away, will ever fail you.
Unwritten Rules Of Life #1
There is no quicker way to guarantee a reply than to close the app and to begin a new task at which a disturbance would be really annoying.
I love it when it's the boss's fault
That is all
Finally some *potential* news
...and it’s broken by a CBJ fan. Here’s hoping they’re right.
WWYD (Update--I found out)
Turns out shoulder, horn and a half-assed attempted paint swappery is the answer. Had there not been a shoulder, it’s possible the answer would include beheading.
Fuck Speed Cameras
*RANT*
Does Using Public Transit Really Make Financial Sense?
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P0420 Catalyst System Efficiency Below Threshold Bank 1 (Help)
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FFS
No really, FFS is all I can say
Canadian Tire Clearly Wants Me To Die
Good timing bruh
Why The Leafs Winning The Cup This Year Would Make The Best Story*
Ok, maybe apart from the Knights. Or the Avs, because dead last to the cup in one year is better than two. But apart from that, the Leafs are up there... and let me be clear, I’m talking specifically about this year. Any other year it’s just the cup, this year it’s a story of coincidence.
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