I think we may have solved the mystery as to how this car has such few miles. 

“Spinning your wheels” is a VC 23109 violation in California “exhibition of speed” and is considered reckless driving. It costs a whole helluva lot more than 70 dollars. It comes with multiple points, and if you have priors, license suspension.

Came here to say this. KSL classifieds are fantastic and the reason most people in Utah don’t even know what craigslist is. 

I’m an A’s fan too, Barry. I feel your pain. That was humiliating.

Rudy Giuliani was behind home plate. Not calling balls and strikes, he was swallowing hot dogs, but still. 

They could have. They just decided not to. #FeirBobMelvin

Ahh so this is why they were being blown on on clearance at Target. I’m glad I resisted the urge. I have about 8 tiles, none of which work and maybe 4 of them actually stopped working due to the battery. The rest just failed  within a month or two of activating and I couldn’t be bothered to replace them. 

Ahh so this is why they were being blown on on clearance at Target. I’m glad I resisted the urge. I have about 8…

I’m wrong more often than not. 

Kavanaugh isn’t getting on the Supreme Court. Did anyone hear him lament his misfortune at never being able to coach again or teach school? He knows it. Republicans know it, why do you think they’re throwing such a fit? Domestically, Trump is a lame duck.

Yeah but if he dies, they don’t have to pay him  

I especially like the part where the officer told him that if he stood out there and lied about the law that he’d get in a whole lot of trouble.

Cops don’t know shit about cars. (generally speaking) their entire lives are filled with cop stuff. Their friends are exclusively cops. You know that guy in high school that didn’t like cars, or girls or sports? He’s a cop now. 

You might say he brings it .247

The most consistent hitter in baseball history. Mr. 24/7

Either way, Maher isn’t funny. Rule number one in comedy is never punch down. I think there are a lot of reasons to criticize or mock Lindsey Graham, but him being an alleged closeted homosexual is not one of them. It’s nobodys fucking business what Lindsey Graham or anyone else’s orientation is. 

Hell, he could have nominated his sister!

There is a lengthy process. Midterms are in less than 6 weeks. The renumerated congress doesn’t meet again until January. Republicans are all in on Kavanaugh because they have no other choice.

It stood to reason (for me) that compromising information was qualification number 1 for Trumps SC pick, but since Republicans seemed genuinely blindsided by Kavanaughs animal-house past, I wasn’t sure that my suspicions were valid. Then I remembered the 200k Yankee tickets (Fuck the Yankees!), and the massive debt…

“I haven’t seen anyone go down that hard in an elevator since Beyoncé’s sister kicked Jay-Z in the nuts, oh and then they tried cornering Lindsey Graham, but he got away because he’s familiar with the back door”

I’ve watched all the late night shows about Kavanaughs confirmation, I just can’t get enough. This whole thing is so hilariously surreal. Matt Damon on SNL as Judge Kavanaugh was probably my favorite, but I turned off Bill Maher about 3 minutes into his monologue, right about the time he made a gay joke.