*Cough*

I drink beer. I like beer. I still like beer. Senator? What do you drink?

Starring Bret Kavanaugh 

Do you brake with your left foot?

Because they’ll take the car too. 

I was waiting for a punchline that never came. Unless I missed it. Did I miss it?

He was probably going to order the soup anyway. 

They expected him to fall on the ground into fake convulsions. They’re soccer players. 

“Jokes on you, I don’t even HAVE a penis!”

That’s a great plan, HamNo. Will these employees be sharing in the companies losses as well?

Spoken like a man that doesn’t know any real rich people. 

How much did it go for?

14 hydrogen trains for less than 1 billion dollars is less than 72 million per train. That seems like an incredible bargain of efficiency. 

Plot twist. She never intended on quitting, just thought it would be nice if you would. 

Oakland has no starting pitching. They’ll be lucky to win a wild card game. It pains me to say that as an A’s fan, but luck has not been on our side. 

Here here!

Yet, here you are, apparently the only adult in the room, and you’re spending time on it.

*shakes magic foxnews ball*

If I’m the manager of a dollar store in bumfuck nowhere NC, and my community gets hit with a deveststing hurricane, you better believe that I’m weighing my options between my (shitty) job and the people I care about and see on a daily basis and the people are going to win out, every single time. It’s just money,…

Both groups have made opposition to critical thinking an art form, however I’m not sure republicans know they’re painting.