I want this phrase on workout shirts...'There ya go...GTFO!'

I hope whoever repairs these machines charges more than the all the workers the companies used to have. That's fair, don't you think?

That's all we need: bras that go BSoD...

Agreed. "used mathematical models to get to the bottom of when humans first started living in monogamous relationships". This article was written by a beta male.

Difficult? Really? I finished this game in about a half hour when I first played it back in 1988. Try Raiders of the Lost Ark for the Atari 2600. There's things in there you can't get past unless you Google it (hand grenade in the canyon).

Well, saying that is better than, 'Can I have your stuff?'

"Everybody in this room have motive for killing Mr. Taylor, but Mr. Taylor only have one killer, and the name of that killer is . . . "

I call shenanigans...

I can see this being sold on a cable channel at 4 in the morning. Just 274 easy payments of $19.95, plus one hard payment.

I used to think the same thing of Vizio, but lately I'm seeing their TV's are falling short of longevity and their customer service is highly questionable. I have a relative whose TV won't start up and Vizio has been taking a month to fix/replace it. I'm thinking of doing a great deal of research before I get my next…

I miss the days when the claw machines were legit. Before they installed the black box to keep people from winning with skill.

Agreed! My Dragon's Lair lunchbox is worth far more than that overgrown highlighter.

I have no problem with this myself. I have an LG 420G phone from Tracfone which costs me about 10 bucks a month (with double minutes for life). I also have my Ipod 2nd gen for surfing and emailing with the multitude of Wifi in my area (my town offers free wifi almost everywhere when you go outdoors). So yeah, I don't…

Hmm, a tech bra. That looks comfy...not. Adds new meaning to the term, "Wardrobe malfunction". There, I said it first.

Could be worse: Atari could have decided to bury the developers under a concrete slab in New Mexico...

Don't get me wrong, Lego games are fun! But the formula is always the same: destroy everything in the room including any baddies, build whatever's bouncing around in the room, solve the puzzle and proceed to the next room. Wash, rinse, repeat. But I'll still buy it.

Headline from 6-months in the future: Man has epileptic seizure in front of Kinect and accidentally exposes entire family to Goatse.

Yes, because computers automatically know how to play chess when they're created. It's not the computer, it's the program.

And if you wait until 2015 to play it, it'll be in the clearance rack at Gamestop for $2.50...just like all the other sports games.

We're almost there...