Meh. Sounds like one of the 11pm news teasers: 'Think it's safe to breathe? Think again! Tonight at 11, we show you 13 reasons why you should stop immediately and never breathe again! It could save your life!

The hamburgers I always order look they been warmed by someone sitting on them. The 'steam effect' is highly suspect.

Almost downloaded it, then got saved from a fate of wasted hours finding out that my 2nd gen Ipod won't get another upgrade past 4.2 and it needs OS 5 to run the game. YAY!

Just out of curiosity, given M$'s penchant for bloatware, how much of that 64Gb will be remaining for use after the OS is installed? If they were smart, they would do what IBM did back in '90 and that was to put the OS on its own memory area and leave the updates for the main memory.

I shall laugh quite heartily in your general direction if there is no tablet after all this imaginary hype. And if there is a tablet, that's ok. I still won't buy one until they make them at least 15" diagonal.

Not very new either. These suckers have been around since the mid-70's.

This game came out at the same time as the Tron arcade game, mostly due to Journey's music being in the movie as a tie-in. Wasn't as popular as Tron, but fun and frustrating as hell. Mame that sucker.

Will the ad go away if I flip off the Kinect?

It's actually easier just to ask the Carny just how much the damned stuffed animal is in the first place. Then buy it. Win.

So, FB's stock is slightly less than Microsoft stock. Meanwhile, Disney is double that.

Lightning bolt!

How about one that doesn't shut itself off when it 'thinks' you're not listening?

Agreed. Try running a peanut-butter coated butter knife through a dish-washer and see how clean it comes out.

I hate monster.com. All I get for my 20 years of tech experience is calls and emails from insurance companies wanting me to sell insurance over the phone. It's become a haven of scam artists and bogus job leads.

Henri Ducard: [to Bruce] Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.

PETA kills animals too...

Here's hoping the inventor of the car alarm gets buried in a coffin with an alarm and a button at ground level.

Epic fail on my part.

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Meh. RIAA can't even spell computer without taking off their shoes...