Seriously? And we don't have a scientific study on mine carts that fly over a missing piece of track with three people on board and lands perfectly onto the track on the other side?

Seriously? And we don't have a scientific study on mine carts that fly over a missing piece of track with three people on board and lands perfectly onto the track on the other side?

Which sucks because if you're in the middle of reading one of those books, it'll get pulled of your Kindle.

Cool! Now Stephen Hawking can shred with the best of them!

You wanna talk old? The QWERTY keyboard has been around since the 1870's.

I don't deal with companies that resort to pop-up ads. Not to mention Netflix can't seem to make a decision. I've got a public library that I can rent movies for 50 cents a week and renew online for free. The delivery time is about as long as I can walk to the library and back. And if I want to buy a movie, I can wait…

You didn't show the sequel:

Ah yes, the Blue Store of Death.

And then three months later, the news will run stories of kids huffing energy drinks.

Meh on both. Just wait 6 months after the DVD release date and most times you can just buy the movie for $5 at the Walmart clearance bin.

Meh. I'll just wait the 6 months after the movie comes out on DVD and buy it for 5 bucks from the Walmart clearance bin. You know, the one you have to rummage around in for a half hour, getting past all the copies of Pluto Nash and Waterworld...

Is this photo the first half or the last half of the movie? I don't want the ending spoiled....

I worked at a place that got rid of the coffee pot makers and got those damned K-Cups. Nasty little suckers. I opened one up after I used it and found only a small portion of the coffee grounds actually got wet. WASTE WASTE WASTE!

Love that background music. A fan positioned next to a piano so that the spinning blades strike the same keys over and over again.

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.

OK, who and how exactly did they discover this and what drunken dare took place to find this out? I mean, did some guy just happen to be sitting around the office with an unopened bottle of Starbucks Salmon Sperm that just bought from the local 7-11 and said to themselves, "Hey, there must be some application for this…

People can't even roll along the ground properly, let alone flying around.

I'd read the original poster of the video was home and all the Fedex guy had to do was push the button at the gate and the recipient would have opened the gate for him or he could have left it in front of the gate. He said he had to send the package back as the monitor was shattered. I hate Fedex. I ordered two…

I wouldn't say that Wolverine is the worst. I'd go with Pluto Nash. And really, the studio would probably thank you for it.

"Polyphasic sleep cycles consist of sleeping several times in a 24 hour period that total between 2-4 hours"