We’re having a “real” wedding, we’re just cutting out all the bullshit so we can focus on having a nice party in a beautiful location for 75 people, max.

I’m getting married at the end of the summer and this person sounds bitter as fuck. There will be no bridesmaids/groomsmen, no bachelorette, no gauntlet of bullshit events for our wedding. Weddings don’t have to be stressful nightmares. It’s pretty laughable that someone that got married straight out of college now…

Right?! Like, “I celebrated my love in this super ahead of it’s time OG hipster way and now anyone that tries to do that is posing and anyone that doesn’t try to do that is a Scrooge McDuck evil rich person who doesn’t truly understand love”.

You sound both pretentious and bitter.

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn

Having a camera and being able to point the lens at things does not make you a professional photographer. It makes you a person holding a camera.

After slogging through online dating sites, I am, like, not okay with the self-deprecation. We now call them something else, The Nice Guys. Run awayyyyyy!!!

The only time I’ve ever been to Beautique was when I was with my ex and we were still swingers, in order to meet the tackiest couple we encountered in the year we were together. The man was exactly the kind of beefy, oily, overly-groomed type that is endemic to this sort of place, and his wife was a high-school…

So you weren’t amused by their bouche?

the result of this kind of untethered manufactured outrage will be that advertisers will be hesitant to use models of color at all. why bother if someone on the internet will find something to raise hell about or interpret some aspect of your ad as ‘racist’ no matter what? you want a photo of an older child cheekily…

Yes, the first thing that struck me was that she looked really unhappy.

Thank you for pointing this out. I was disappointed that Jezebel didn’t mention that ad in their article. I shouldn’t be surprised by that, though.

Usually I scoff at the notion of overzealous “PC culture” (blech, I don’t even like typing it) running out of control....

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.

That’s what’s a little bizarre about this... don’t cooks, I don’t know, taste things?????? In general, if your spices don’t smell like anything, they’re probably way too old.

Yes, I know what it tastes like. Because I’ve tried tasting it on its own.

Oh god, I would spill food that wasn’t even in the same room on me if wore that much white ever.