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Yeah, there are two trends I don’t understand: Beyonce worship and Pokemon GO. They both have an accent over the “e” though, so they belong together. Synergy!

I don’t care too much about either Beyoncé or Pokemon.

If all you did is politely suggest a switch, I agree. However, I doubt that was the case. I'd be curious to see the chat log.

Well I for one am happy thatplayers who constantly spam “GO KILL YOURSELF!” are now punishable.

Yea, I’ll believe it when they stop gold farmers and trolls in the trade chat, also the toxic and rude LFG groups. They haven’t resolved anything since 2004.

I saw a tweet that said basically that Nintendo did in 24 hours what Michelle Obama was trying to do for 8 years, get kids to go outside and exercise.

Okay #realtalk for a second.

BRB, burning my phone. And my computer. And my wallet and IDs. And my pants.

My cats have zero interest in boxes. One of them growls when the UPS truck is in the neighborhood - I guess I order too much stuff online.

I’m allergic to gluten so I’ve gotten used to never getting to eat dessert at family dinners, or in most restaurants. One Thanksgiving, someone brought me a mini gluten-free apple pie. I was so overjoyed—it was a big fucking deal to me. Not just bc of the pie itself, but that someone made a special trip to buy me my…

I think he was just poking fun at the 140 character limit on Twitter, which makes difficult to finish a full, deep thought on a serious matter...

For a split second I thought she was posting a pic from “Man in the Moon”. That is uncanny.

I was called “oven” by my friends after my kids were born, because that was the extent of my contribution. I feel ya.

I thought it had to be Reese and HER mother for a sec.

I think he might've been joking?

So confused by Reese’s tweet! My brain could not compute that it was two different people. It wanted to believe it was two side by side images of Young Reese and Slightly Less Young Reese.

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

I feel like I might be overreacting with unreasonable amounts of rage here, but for fuck’s sake. I grew up in an environment with serious food scarcity. I learned to eat my little bit of food quickly. I learned to protect it like it was vital to life (because it often was). As an adult who makes good money now, I…

Of course the cat was in a box! Where else?! lol