Dude, I fuckin just made the exact same thing!

This is the best website ever. Hair pirate ship!

DICK WIG! I’ve decided to call it “The Trump”:

I have always wanted my own hair castle.

Looking at the photo of him after he was apprehended, I’m going to go ahead and wager a buck that he was drunk.

It’s that affluenza again. He doesn’t know any better, whether it’s drinking or ordering quality pizza.

Yeah but would you want to eat that dirty Mexican food? It's hard to pronounce and has exotic things like proper seasoning and spices.

You know how football teams sometimes have to have a “rebuilding year” where they play like shit because they’re trying a bunch of new stuff and they’re bringing on new talent from the draft? I seem to have a shifty year every 3-4 years followed by a really good year. So I’m hoping 2015 was my rebuilding year.

It may have changed her life financially but at the cost of whatever shred of humanity she ever possessed.

She’s an asshole.

New kinja burner handle: Cindy DuPre, Loan Officer

Push harder lil’ guy, you’re almost there!

I am not a fan of chocolate. Unless it has peanut butter in it. Or the blood of virgins. Then it is delicious and gives me my power.

I never heard of it either and I graduated from law school in 1991. At first I thought it was a horrible typo that should have been “battery” but then I looked it up.

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

“Ur so hott Will u go out w me”

You got out of all this. Now consider there are grown-ass adults who not only propagate this kind of BS but fervently believe it.

I love you.

That seems to be a common argument, but at this point, there are so many blended families, is that really a thing anymore? Maybe it depends on the region of the US, but I don’t think anyone where I live (Northeast) even blinks if children and/or parents have completely different last names.