I just went to my lady doc, and we discussed the not having a period thing. I mentioned I wanted to switch to the one that gives you 4 periods a year, because my periods are a huge inconvenience for my job (lack of access to restrooms). She said any birth control pill could be done that way, and if he prescribes it…

In grade school, years 7 and 8, or thereabouts, we learned world geography and politcal maps. so I knew the oceans, seas, continents, countries on the continent, capitals of the countries, majors rivers, etc. In the US, where I live, it was States, state capitals, major mountain ranges and rivers, and in Oregon, where…

Okay, the tortoiseshell look on the third picture is beautiful. There’s no way I could ever do anything like that. First, it would get chipped to all hell, and second, I’d end up losing a nail. No way my profession would let me keep nice nails.

This is part of why I haven’t been on a flight since 1998. I wouldn’t even know what to do at the airport anymore.

I was 10. I went through puberty early, so I was beginning to get a chest. I was raised by my grandparents, and only saw my mother a few times a year. Right before school started, we went to visit my mother. We’re at a county fair, and the first thing she does, right before hugging me, is go “Man, you’ve got tits!…

It boils down to money. You hear about training, but companies won’t cover the cost for you to get a CDL. They run what are most commonly called CDL mills. You go in, learn the bare minimum to pass your test, and then you go out with a trainer for 2-10 weeks, depending on the company. The cost for that bare minimum…

The company I worked for (before being swallowed into the company I work for now) always called CRST Crash and Roll Stunt Team. You never wanted to let one of these trucks back in next to you if you could help it.
They also team almost all of their trucks, and unless you go to work for them with a co-driver in mind,…

The posted photo looks a little weird, but I really like the second, more candid one. I also really like the dress and her hair. She seems happier than before, which is a good thing.

Wow, I almost have no words for this. I can’t understand why anyone would expect a present. I just married my partner of 11 years last week, and we told everyone that their presence at the wedding would be enough. Some people did just that: showed up, celebrated with us, and gave us hugs. It was wonderful. I’d never…

Sounds like they need to call up whoever produces Dancing with the Stars, and suggest an all Duggar lineup. It would either be the biggest season ever, or it would be the end of the show.

I am so glad my food server days were over before the Internet became accessible to everyone and secret menus popped up.

I was mentioning to my massage therapist today that I was concerned about farting while she was trying to loosen up my back. She said she wouldn’t care, and I mentioned the smell. I will have to tell her about these on Thursday, so we can have a laugh.

I do not have a dog in the fight of what to sweeten a diet drink with. I won’t drink diet. Handing me a diet drink without telling me will entertain you. It might also disgust you, if I take a big enough swig before realizing it, and throw up all over you. I tend to sniff drinks before drinking them, to make sure I…

I kept thinking it was the defunct airline, and was pretty confused for a bit.

For me, it would depend. I know a lot of people give student loan debt a pass, but unless I know the circumstances, I wouldn’t. Did they attend a few years, rack up a lot of debt, and drop out? Did they take on a lot of student loans, graduate, and then pursue a job not related to their field, and so don’t make that…

Post like this make me so glad I haven’t been on a plane since 1998.

Most useless thing in the kitchen? Well, I share it with my grandmother, so there’s probably a list, but I’ll bring up the 2 things that I find useless.

Microwave mug cake?

Why didn’t this asshole look to make sure the bridesmaid was out of the damn way before doing this? Why didn’t he warn her? Sure, that’s a terrible idea, but catastrophe could have been avoided if the bridesmaid had had a little warning. And then he could get a cat ass trophy for acting like an ass.

Well, shit. I’m 35, and getting married next month.