I’m getting married in less than a month, and decided I’d make wedding favors. I’ve stayed off Pinterest, because while I am crafty, I also realize I don’t have a lot of time or money to spend on those sorts of things, and they don’t suit our wedding.
Instead, I’m making glass plates/bowls/small trinket dishes for our…

Went to a wedding where bettas in bowls were the centerpieces. They were lovely. The bride and groom wanted the guests to take them home. Few people were biting. I ended up with 2, who spent a couple years in bowls, having no idea they had a neighbour. One jumped out to commit suicide, and the other one ended up with…

I was engaged about 15 years ago, and wanted to keep my name. He lost his mind over the idea. It was one of the first clues it was a bad relationship. He didn’t want me to hyphenate, or keep my name, and wouldn’t entertain taking mine.
I’m getting married in August to someone else, and we’re keeping our names. There…

Oh man, I remember the crazy Nazi knife dude in the Butte terminal, the guy smoking pocket lint, and the crazy ride up the mountain. I swore I’d never take another bus.

And this is why I will probably wear a t shirt and jeans to my wedding this year.

The next time my girlfriend wants to go out for wings, I will call them Boof Fallowing. Then I will point her here, and we will have yet another thing to add to our made up language. Although, I will doubt it will get as much use as “Two Straws!?”

Growing up, the answer was “Aspirin” for everything. Fever? Aspirin. Headache? Aspirin? Sore Throat? Aspirin.

One of the Fantasia movies perhaps?

I laughed until I couldn’t breathe when I discovered this. Someone turned it into a gif on imgur, but since it was silent, I couldn’t get the full effect until I saw the video. Then I watched it over and over, and enlisted my girlfriend to watch too.

Mine does that too! He’s allowed out when it’s daylight and someone’s home, but he doesn’t get that once it gets dark, he has to stay in. We’ve trained him to knock it off with a nerf gun though, so once he gets really annoying I rattle it and he stops for the night.

It seems to be only at Starbucks that skinny also means sugar free. At least, that's what I've encountered

I scrolled down to start reading the comments, and all that was visible was his mouth and the bottom part of the cover. For a moment, I thought it was an animated image, and it was moving.

The girlfriend and I plan on marrying this year. We're going to do it on on our 11th anniversary because then the date will be easy to remember. It's going to be at the courthouse, in whatever we choose to wear, with whoever wants to show. Then, we're taking everyone who attended to a lunch at a Chinese restaurant we…

200 page songfest is the best way I've heard that book described. I listened to it on audiobook, and I was so ready to be done with the book about halfway through. And that was just because of the songs.

Maybe he should refer a bunch of these orders to the Shit Senders. I'm sure they'd handle the influx for a while.

I'm glad to hear you married that one. Anyone who's willing to spend time on a sick pet is generally a good human to keep around. Does he take care of you too when you're ill?

This reminds me that every year I claim I'm going to make Alton Brown's fruitcake (one missing the nuclear colours gummi fruits, as he puts it) and every year I remember that it needs 3 months to soak in booze. I always remember this about 10 days before Christmas. It never fails.

Perhaps to properly enjoy orange circus peanuts, you need to put them in an omelet. You will either love them or hate them at that point.

Twenty-one-years-old and visiting from rural Pennsylvania, he's relishing in being surrounded by other bronies because he knows that, as is the case with so many others, it will probably be a full year until he gets to see one again.