I’m...not even really sure what to do with this response.

I read this headline as

A month or so ago, driving the two hours on I-80 between Des Moines and Omaha at night in this thing. It was cold and somewhat drizzly, so I had the top up and the defogger barely worked. Kept having to wipe down the inside of the windshield. The car has a three speed automatic and no cruise control, so my speed was…

IN THE EVENT OF A LANE CLOSURE, PROCEED UP TO THE CLOSURE AND THEN TAKE TURNS AT THE MERGE.

Technically it was with my grandparents, but my parents approved it so there ya go.

For those unfamiliar with Plymouth:

The cars in that Pinto/Satellite crash pic look to be CGI.

It would appear they only manifest themselves when needed to take out an errant BMW driver.

*dummy

$160,000? You could get a speedy car for that money. Speedier than that.

I have no personal story, just this picture, taken outside of my old high school two or three years ago.

Yikes, I can see why they are throwing a Fit.

Waiting with anticipation to see what puns $kaycog comes up with for her prize delivery.

That’s a fair point.

It’s just that he doesn’t even do a particularly good job. It’s not cleverly written, doesn’t go super in-depth, and doesn’t tell the story attached to that individual vehicle. It’s just “Here’s a completely random normal old truck I saw in a parking lot.”

Oh Reginald...

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