You’re gonna cause a four car crash, like this lady.

Too bad all modern cars use alphanumeric names and not cool real names like the MG TF.

Since I have a dash cam, I don’t have to resort to diagrams drawn onto Google maps with little boxes and arrows, or vivid retellings. I can just post a video, and you can see these two, who get first and second place for “morons of the month”.

I’m having mesquite smoked brisket, mashed potatoes, asparagus, stuffed mushrooms, zucchini and summer squash, and some lovely moscato from Costco. Dessert is that huge chocolate cake you also get at Costco, and of course coffee. I’m deep in my happy place.

I see A ton of continental GT’s around here, but I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a flying spur locally. This one had Illinois plates.

S c o o b asked about the closest call we’ve ever had. I have a new answer as of an hour ago.

I’m sitting here waiting for a 3rd party to finish a PPI on a 2000 Infiniti I30. It’s got 85,000 miles, seems to be in reasonably ok shape, and we can probably pick it up for around $4000. It’s boring as hell (it’s literally beige) but it should be safe, reliable, and it’s fairly well-equipped. Perfect for a 16y/o…

Reminded me of this, erm, piece from 1951. Take three parts horribly un-PC (and not particularly funny) stereotype jokes, two parts corny and equally eye-roll-worthy dad jokes, and one part overly-repeated 50's phrases like “This little number” and there you have it.

‘70 Olds Cutlass Supreme convertible. Needs a bit of mechanical work, but in great shape overall. I love the orange over white combo.

This happened less than an hour ago. This particular 458 has been the header picture for the Cars & Coffee FB page for most of the year, and now it’s dead. That’s two in 30 days.

But no.

Jensen-Healey

Had a trailer hitch installed on the Lex Cruiser to increase its truckish capabilities. I’m a little disappointed by the fact that the hitch is rated for 1500lbs less than what the LX is rated to tow, but it still enough to pull the odd box trailer or the Alfa on a flatbed. It’s most common use, however, will be to…

At first I thought it might’ve been a group of pedestrians finally staging a revolt against the Mustang menace, but that turned out not to be the case.

Pictured: two vehicles which drive about the same.