When told he was going to lose a Brazilian sponsor Lochte was quick to ask how much a Brazilian was....

Damn, if only he’d cleaned after jerking, he wouldn’t have been so embarrassed after he woke up.

Seems like he was in denial.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

You don’t think that’s how he always does it? Or does he normally cry after?

Cast it!

I believe since he is Armenian, that injury is spelled as elbow dislocatIAN...

I’d definitely watch soccer that doesn’t deny the great evolutionary advantage of opposable thumbs.

He's like a goose that has been fattened up to make foie gras.