Sounds like someone is in the pocket of Big Endowment.

I can’t believe the Panthers are winless.

When your life is one depressing failure after another, in an attempt to find something to feel good about, you become blindly and overly invested in your sports team. Or Trump.

That Bears fan is a lot like my pun skills.

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

One of the worst things about this election is learning exactly what percentage of Americans are total monsters.

Any song longer than three minutes is basically jazz and therefore sucks.

Minihane has a face only a troll would love.

They’re collectively the voice of the bully at the end of the bar. If I want to know what ignorant dickheads think about an issue, I check WEEI in the morning first. Schilling is particularly bad given his own defense of his own daughter against offensive tweets last year.

Did John Dennis get canned? He was insufferable. That entire morning show is insufferable. Schilling was made for them.

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

Yeah, but Rush makes you think mannnnn

Oh dear, I hope things worked out for you too. Hugs.

Having experienced infertility and miscarriage I actually had to stop watching the documentary Tig at a certain point because I got so upset for her. I was ridiculously happy when I heard that her and her partner succeeded in having children.

The condescending arm rub is the best part of this.

The security camera footage at the club confirmed that that actually never happened.

He has custody of John.

Congratulations, you just helped Dan Quayle complete his crossword puzzle.