Heaven, of course, being the name of a shitty Apartment complex in Tampa.

For sure, caring for dependably healthy pets isn’t super expensive, in the same way that I once lived without health insurance for 13 years. It’s whether you can ride out the unexpected. Maybe it works for you, maybe not. I’m just advising that folks look into it.

We ran the numbers on this and the math doesn’t seem to add up especially since my pets don’t get sick very often. I think we spend maybe $500 a year total on vaccinations, checkups, etc for all 3 pets. We would be spending close to 3 times that a year on insurance.

And yet, evangelical voters will still overwhelmingly support him.

Howard Dean may have a theory

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

I KNOW! That scene with he and Uncas on the ledge. SIGH.

One of the very few soundtracks I own (Last of the Mohicans).

Wes Studi. One of Hollywood’s go-to guys for Native American roles.

My college roommate kept mini kit-kats in the freezer instead of mini peanut butter cups. He was a monster.

No. Michelle is too good for us.

So let’s ruminate over the fact that, if we had just gotten our shit together, if the country was even marginally less racist and sexist and if the climate of American politics was even slightly less idiotic, we might have gotten a President Michelle Obama.

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

Gee...I wonder what could have been so distracting...

We won’t solve race problems by dividing people along racial lines during the discussion. MLK didn’t stand up and say, “Everyone who isn’t African American must leave, this problem is ours and we will solve it without your help.” He encouraged everyone to work together. And we have to, since a large part of the…

Alas, I am not. But this is the absolute best part of the internet.

Oh, great. Now I have the Mohicans soundtrack stuck in my head.

Woah. *BONG RIP*