Hella good dogs.

omg how much money is the taxpayer giving to this criminal that could be spent on bombs to defend my feelings

I hope it doesn’t. The last we need is people committing crime just to get their gender assignment surgery done. The current statute says the government is obligated to provide treatment that maintains the transition at the current state the inmate was in when they were convicted. They’re not obligated to move the…

She was free to not commit the crime and have the surgery all on her own at any time she chose to.

When I saw the booties with the patriotic ribbon all I thought was “choking hazard.” Not safe, Italy.

1/5 hellas

I like when someone runs on the field. I know we’re supposed to act disgusted and say, “well, I hope it was worth it” in a disapproving manner, but I always think it’s hilarious. I know they can’t show the runners on TV or it would happen 15 times a game.

If articles like this inspire hella more people to run on the field during boring games, it is a public service.

We can be weird together.

He’s 16 and going to NFL games with his Dad, and has a sister who will write a phone number on his chest? Plus three very good dogs?

::Wicked : New England

The thing that stands out the most is how many times the kid says hella. No one on the East Coast ever ever ever says that.

I dunno about for the general public, but newspapers were in better shape pre-Internet.

Bring in the tenths of a second only when the clock gets down below ten seconds in the half. That way there would be two whistles at most with tenths being in play. I think we would all accept the possibility of a tiny bit of replay review for a chance at an extra play at the end of the game.

I wish there was some version of Red Zone where I could watch the game I want, and then all the commercial breaks were just filled with Red Zone.

Naked Gun is the best non-sports sports movie.

Scary visions of the future need to be plausible to be the scariest visions. Telekinesis, zombies and aliens don’t come close to the futures laid out in Oryx and Crake or The Windup Girl.

Fuck that noise.

It was wrong because everyone knows you don’t keep your deplorables in a basket. Deplorables must be properly vaccum-sealed and stored in used paint cans, preferably with the lids welded firmly in place before storage.