I sincerely believe there is a inverse correlation to the size and price of the stone and the length of the marriage. If you love someone, you don’t need a fucking diamond boulder to prove it to them.

Best fans in America, proven by some two-bit study over Twitter. Don’t be jealous guys.

I am actually a koozie collector, and brought it up since I find them in my damn shorts pockets all the time. My wife hates when I wear cargos, they certainly make you look dumpier. No cargo pockets are slimming...which is needed when you’re pounding them back ;)

Ahhhh! But it’s for your next one.... ;)

I didn’t realize “God’s plan” was fucking over tax payers.

You clearly don’t carry your own koozies around like a real alcoholic. Also forgotten: Lighter, dimebag, papers, mobile, paperclips, little scraps of paper for phish set lists, and earbuds.

Don’t blame Millenials. It’s just youth in general. My generation was the same 20 years ago. When you are young, you think everything is black and white and can only be the way you want it or nah nah I’m going home. You realize over time that EVERYONE has an opinion and a right to their opinions based on their…

This bears repeating “They hate their co-host”.

I am a big fan of neighborhood names, and from the screen cap above you can see them brought to the front. I like it, and the color scheme does look less “muddy”.

I’m sorry, but I’ve never been in a bathroom where I showed off my genitals or checked on others to see what they have. Is that what conservatives do when they are not being cuckolded?

Interesting comment, b/c I am moving in the opposite direction. I care more about the NBA each year, and less and less about the NFL and MLB.

You revealed yourself to be a liar and fraud already. Using the term “woke” is the final straw in anyone believing or even listening to you. Go away and play with your toys and leave the adults alone.

Liar.

Those synth sounds put a little David Bowie in my pants they are so good.

If you haven’t seen it, this opening is very similar to the fabulous intro to Halt and Catch Fire. Similar synthy soundtrack throughout the show too.

Only certain ones, but yes. I also like to keep them for my ocd. I find a book shelf to be very relaxing to look at...

WHERE ARE THE BILLBOARDS SHOWING ALL THE CHILDREN SHOT AND KILLED BY GUNS?

My buddies and I once drank vanilla extract....and Scope.

When I let friends “borrow” books, that night I go on Amazon and order a new copy for myself. I don’t ever expect them back.

The ball is a bit smaller and much “harder” (less bouncy). It rewards dribbling skill more than speed and power. As you can see the pitch/court/field is very small.