While everyone was falling over themselves going crazy over Fallout 4 and Doom at Bethesda’s E3 show last year, I was the one freaking the hell out over Dishonored 2.

Goddamnit, thanks for reminding me how much I fuckin’ looooooooooooooooove Dishonored and how long it’s going to be before I get to play Dishonored 2.

Jerks.

The thought of Suzyn Waldman having her own on-air “standing O” about the classiness of Yankee fans upon their inevitable, halfhearted recognition of David Ortiz just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

One of the greatest games of all time... Happy Birthday.

Coming this Spring, to the Ringer: Drew Magary!

Fuck you, man.

It’s a soft G, like Rangers with an “i” instead of an “a”

I still sometimes start typing “gr-” into my browser out of habit, ready to go to grantland as one of my distracting websites at work.

Yeah, there’s that little known clause in the CBA about not getting drug tested in the first 8 years of your career.

<crickets>

Ya know?

I’m a Seahawks fan, Russell Wilson can be as gay as gay can be and I don’t give a damn. Just keep running for your life on the field and throwing them TDs. . .

Yes, I, an out gay man, am very homophobic. You’re adorable.

Who would’ve thought, states that continuously cut taxes run out of money?

I agree about Schwimmer! Why is he so perfect as Shapiro??

If I had to guess, Johnny Walker co-wrote that tweet with him.

Well, it’s right next to his number, so “1 week...” as in “1 Week Until Pitchers and Catchers Report” I presume?