“My doctor told me I would literally shit my liver out the next time my BAC rises above zero.”

MMA is literally one of the original ancient Olympic Games, and belongs in the Olympics. Racewalking is not a sport.

Terrell Owens does.

Tug of War should be the final event, and each team must consist of ten athletes who previously competed in another event. And you can only choose one athlete from each discipline, and you must have five men and five women.

#humblebrag

If only it were just a joke.

Handball= Use your hands. Football= Use your head to tackle other men until your brain is a Slushie.

In my barrio, this is handball. Orale.

I see my post from earlier today got immediate results. It must have been from its massive popularity from the rest of kinja.

True, but the travesty is that Samantha Bee wasn’t given the show. I think she may have already been working with TBS, but she had to have known that Stewart was leaving before everything went down.

Would like to see her as Samantha Bee’s “Menz and Sportz” correspondent.

You know who else could have chosen to ignore those guys and continued quietly enjoying life the way a man would? Harambe. And he’s dead now, thanks to you.

What time does your TV show air?

That’s a bit much. I mean yeah she’s quite good and all - but I think being Not Colin Cowherd and Not Jason Whitlock and Not Skip Bayless may be helping her out over at FS too.

How exactly should you hold the bat when bunting? This was how I was taught.

God, she deserves a better platform than FS...

Katie Nolan needs to be mentioned the next time a late night network gig comes available. She is a damn national treasure.

Sometimes Google image search turns up the weirdest things.