If you’re trying to convince me that competitive swimming doesn’t actually matter, you’re gonna have to wait until whatever competition comes after the Olympics. (Regionals? Sectionals? The Water Games? I honestly don’t even know.)

Except that the Cubs are way, way better than the Cardinals this year

this is a very good comment

Shit. Let me try again then:

#HotTake: This was intentionally done by a team employee who 1) thought it would be funny or 2) was making a statement about the team trading for him. Because the chance that this was a random occurrence- that song for that player- is zero.

The brothers say they are really gonna party when they find a bar willing to accept giant silver coins.

I’ve been a Wild Rower for many a year,

Fact: Michael Johnson was the first Olympian I truly remember liking and being amazed at his otherworldly skill, in addition to me rooting for America. Glad to see he’s such a class act.

Hot Take (for real tho): This is the most impressive record set at the Olympics

Duck Fuckers!

Clyne and Firmino are potential stars, still unproven, lallana and henderson completely crap the bed under any sort of pressure and aren’t largely seen as stars. I agree with Mane and Sturridge, but he wasn’t playing.

Actually the proposals were not bailouts. All PR wanted was the ability to renegotiate their debt since by law, the Feds said they cannot. It was stupid to reject it since it wouldn’t have cost the tax payer a dime but that’s stupid politicians for you. I’d like to see them part of the US and get the full benefit of…

Liverpool has to hope to put up 4 goals a game because our defense is porous.

Daniel Sturridge certainly is a star. Problem is he lives half the year in an MRI.

Puerto Rico voted to reject the current territorial status. 61% of those who voted chose statehood. It was the position of presidents Bush, Reagan, Clinton, Ford, et cetera, that Puerto Rico be a state. Both the Democratic and Republican party platforms support Puerto Rico statehood.

I grew a mustache this summer, and I’m just now realizing that choice was subconsciously motivated by a desire to look more like Zlatan. (I don't look like Zlatan.)

How the hell would Lochte even know he was held up. That boy’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mice

Wait...so how would the IOC even know if Lochte got held up or not? Were they there? Or did they just flat-out deny it for optics purposes?

All I have to do is watch 5 min of Fellaini acting like a total douche to hate them again.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.