You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

This makes me miss Tuesday Night Fights

Now we just have to find a self-respecting Knicks player or fan.

All pilots are trained not with flight simulators but by listening to Pink Floyd and Tom Petty’s “Learning to Fly”

Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

Well that’s part and parcel with embracing mistakes, right?

Travis d’Arnaud took the news hard and is on the bereavement list for 3 days.

Wow! That went faster than his CNBC talk show!

What the FUCK! THAT WAS CLEARLY OUTSIDE! A BLIND MAN COULD HAVE SEEN THAT WASN’T A STRIKE! You have to be kidding me.

/tosses keyboard and leaves.

By no means am I excusing DeRozan’s behavior, but if you knew what Prince Nakawazele’s treasurer took him for, you’d want to punch the first Nigerian you met too.

About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.

That defender didn’t try to get out of DeRozan’s way. DeRozan straight up punched him in the face! Hence the retaliation foul right after.

Madden manages like he's secure in the knowledge that if his risks don't pan out, he'll still be considered one of the best, if not the best, manager in the game, and will be hired anywhere as long as he wants to. He's intelligent, adaptable, and seems to have the game put in the right perspective. The Cubs get…

Young shouldn’t feel bad. The last scary clown that popped up out of Texas frightened far more people.

So, you won’t be watching the IT remake with your family?

Possibly, that’s a good point. But this is still the same company that created Song of the South so I'm not going to give them the benefit of the doubt.

It’s from Disney’s 1941 Dumbo so it’s racist as fuck.

You laugh, but I just translated it. It says:

Is there a way that you can replace the author photo with of those cool holographic pics from the 90s? So when when we move the book, we see something like this:

I just helped you sell 50,000 more copies. You’re welcome.