Way to bury the lede: a professional football player drives an Impala? What is this, 1962?

Ted Kennedy wanted him to get out of the car and run.

No one feels bad for the cardinals.

Hot take: ban fan voting.

Cardinals have a legitimate gripe. Molina should be the third catcher, Piscotty is definitely a good enough OFer, and Russell making the team at SS squeezed out Diaz. Carlos Martinez is good enough to be on the team but he gets squeezed by too many relievers on the team. They only get one token rep, Carpenter who…

Diehard Buccos fan here (who owns a Kang jersey). I really don’t know what to say, man. I’m shocked, devastated, and furious. Outside of Cutch, Kang is probably the most beloved player on our team. He came over from Korea as an enigma and won over the hearts of the fan base with his play and attitude. The latter being…

The fact that this video cuts on every clap and doesn’t show the full crowd clap until the very end makes me want to punch my fist through a wall.

I can’t wait for GTA VI:Rio. You can either kill a bunch a people or try for a gold medal in kayaking.

Hey, they stole Baltimore’s sign.

It was a bad joke. My FB has been inundated with “it’s the pesticides!” posts lately and I didn’t realize it had already been debunked like 4 months ago. Thought the debunking was way more recent than that with all the posts I’ve been seeing.

So was she.

Apparently, it featured every black person in the state.

They are not God-damned guinea pigs. They are being asked to participate in a study by your own words. They have the option of not participating in the study, but are under no obligation to do so. Should they choose to participate, they will most likely have to sign an informed consent document that has been reviewed…

No, the best part is that this was played in Idaho. There is a place called “Coeur d’Alene” in the potato capital of the USA. I kept looking on google maps, zooming out, thinking “surely I’ll see the Bahamas or Cayman Islands or something here soon...” Imagine my surprise when the word “Montana” came into focus.…

Voluntary guinea pigs. Who are going voluntarily, and signing up for the study voluntarily.

“US Olympic Team to help the government with some science” would be an equally correct headline.

I find your last sentence ironic. In trying to address vulgar and offensive language that presumes about others, you’ve addressed “BOYS” as the culprits. I see plenty of females on Kinja, other social media, and IRL using all of these phrases.

No and you are not the best team in the league

Even if Family Guy and South Park are truly satire and mean no ill-will towards groups that they mock, their fans are boys and man-children and “they know not what it means”. But they aren’t. Parker and Stone and MacFarlane (not the only ones) are puerile cultural shitstains making a buck off their emotionally…