You know, as baffled I am about a team that hasn’t won a game in 90 minutes is hitting the semi-finals, I will freely admit that the fact they are this far is pretty much because of Ronaldo. He hasn’t had his best tournament, but then again none of them have and in that Hungary game it was almost literally Ronaldo…

ALS hasn't killed him for fifty years. He's a tough sonofabitch.

Why would you want to kill Stephen Hawking? Seems like a weird target to focus on.

Hockey fans today:

This is a lot of hockey articles for deadspin.

Something to note: Weber’s deal was front-loaded and his paid salary drops off a cliff after next season, so the Habs are saving a lot of real money, even if they have to pay that cap hit for a longer time. All things considered, I think Nashville looks like they may have gotten the better deal. Subban is three years…

hahahahahahaah. making your money today my friend!!

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Sure but in the US, I bring bring my 7 year old to the bar and I'm an asshole alcoholic.

I think you take things a bit too personally.

I wish I were hot and 15. I’d rock those yoga pants covered in cat hair and the T-shirt with French onion dip stains on it.

It’s blue versus red. The other way just sounds silly.

So..... Once every 2 years is not considered rare?

I don’t see how a sports website discussing a rare thing that happened in a 15-inning game constitutes a slow news day.

Still flying high from his unorthodox switch-ups in the game, Maddon then hit the showers and washed his body before shampooing his hair this time.

If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

+1 set of Penguins sheets

She. And she’s pregnant, so she’s dreaming of pickles and icecream.

Or stick its fin in cold air until it pees itself…