God dammit! I just finally got out of the grays!!!!!

Drunk before 3:00 again, eh?

If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all.

Yeah, because they were so obviously fucking while she was underage, right? You goddamned douchebag.

Why do you have to be that person?

The White Walkers

Folks who live there are quite happy that folks like you don’t know how cool a place it is.

Oh, do you believe in jinxes? don’t be such an asshat. The Pens lost cuz Murray sucked balls and Jones was pretty good, and neither Bones or Horny could lift a puck 4 fucking inches to finish.

It was an opportunity to win a championship in Pittsburgh, first time since 1960 in case you haven't heard, so I can understand the enthusiasm.

Honestly might go down as the best performance in sports so far this year. As a Pens fan, holy shit he was good.

Considering the Pens have shot approximately 4,089 shots through the first 5 games I’d say he’s doing pretty well.

Usually the only thing stopping the Yinzers from parading is their girth.

I mean, sure, but it’s still racist . . .

LET THE BIG DOG EAT

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?

Can they dig up JoePa and burn him?

I DIDN'T GET INTO CAL POLY! FUCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!

As a cyclist I say fuck that guy, the cops totally did their job.

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”