At least Giancarlo Stanton has gone on strike until conditions improve.

How many of us also have CTE or similar brain trauma? Seems like just living a human life is enough to inflict quite a bit of damage to the brain. Think about all the times you fell when you were a kid. And every time we slam on our brakes to avoid a wreck with someone pulling out of a parking spot, our soft brains…

Is this your first time on Deadspin?

These comments are 10000000x worse than what Deadspin comments are usually like. And Deadspin comments are usually really bad, so this is a new low.

Perhaps some repeated kicks/hits to the groin with wake you out of your stupor for getting multiple DUIs

I’m a casual Warriors fan and hope they win the series, but let’s remember Westbrook is the dude who finished out a game with a fucking dent in his face. I’m not about to take that dude on about flopping.

Guess this was one joke that just didn’t land.

And they say the hot take is dying. Does anyone doubt that hundreds of sports radio yahoos will be repeating this line next week if the Thunder win the series? +1

Maybe if the Warriors cared more about playoff basketball than regular season win records, they would be rested enough at this point to turn this series around.

Arrrggh. Now he’s a real pirate.

I am only featured on Concourse & Adequate Man, but even that, I doubt know. Think I made a Wesley Willis joke or something like three years ago that an Ed. liked.

This is really the NCAA at its best. Coaches who are not the highest paid state employees; players that wont make a dime from their sport probably ever and probably go to class once in a while. But fuck that. *

There’s a lot of salty douche-bags down in the grays who hate Venmo for some reason. Those are probably the people who would invoice you for $4 if you came over and had a few of their beers. It’s faster and easier than Paypal when you want to reimburse somebody for a Lyft/Uber ride, or picking up the tab somewhere.

The Unbearable Whiteness of Being.

Here’s hoping that people here remember: THIS KID IS NOT HIS BROTHER!

Hey laugh all you want, but Tebow has a robot building him statues. Do you know how hard it is to get a robot to love? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/marco-ru…

Struggling in the Pocket: A Life of Abstinence

You look lost. You new here? Here’s how this goes:

Tim Tebow: Winning in spite of my shortcomings (or How Defense Wins Football Games When I Go 2-11 for 12 yards and 2 INTs).

That would’ve been appropriate.

At Least Skip Bayless Thinks I’m Good?

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