This quote can never as many +1's as it deserves. My god what a time to be alive. And this is from a Pens fan who is admittedly a little afraid of running into them down the road, if we can.

No, he owns the Wizards.

Still a better Thornton Quote -

Can we also talk about Brent Burns again? Dude had some incredible plays last night

Set the date on your phone to 1969. Then it'll work.

The bases were loaded. I don’t think it’s that unusual for pitchers to go from the windup when bases are loaded, because in order for anyone to steal, the guy on third has to steal home, which is where the pitcher’s going anyway.

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

Sometimes the owners need to get owned, too.

This app will ruin a lot of fake friend relationships between Jocks and Nerds.

He’s gonna love Orlando! They have a restaurant there where they deep fry a whole onion and give it to you on a plate with this spicy orange sauce, and you can share it with your entire family. Plus they have free bread and it’s like brown and sweet and you get to use a GIGANTIC knife to slice it up. And talk about…

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

Those GIF’s show just how stagnant the Thunder offense is. Every Warrior has both eyes on the ball, Steph is the only one (in the 1st GIF) who even looks between man and ball. If you’re going to let Klay Thompson and Steph conserve energy on the defensive end you’re going to get more of those 9-0, 12-2, etc. runs that…

In related news, it’s being widely rumored that the original HBK (Shawn Michaels, if you’re not into wrestling) is accepting an invite from the Penguins to attend the next game in Pittsburgh in support of the “HBK line.”

Nice to see Kessel taking a break from ruining the Maple Leafs.

Here’s another way to look at Mays’ catch, though. If any other player — except maybe DiMaggio or Mantle? — had made that catch (and many better catches have been made by lesser-known players), Mays’ catch would not have been know as the The Catch. The greatness of his catch is exaggerated because it was made by one…

Meh, every writer makes mistakes once in a while.

Same with every other player in the NBA who bothers to play defense or set a pick or drive to the basket.

Stop.
Every sonnet isn’t just like Shakespeare. Every lefthanded QB isn’t just like Steve Young. Every dude with long hair and a beard doesn’t look just like Jesus.

This is a really great catch. An amazing catch. It’s certainly worthy of special notice on Deadpsin.

But for starters Willie Mays caught the ball about 420…

Correction: He shot 10 of 28 from the foul line in last year’s finals, and 37 of 71 from the field.