He’s gonna love Orlando! They have a restaurant there where they deep fry a whole onion and give it to you on a plate with this spicy orange sauce, and you can share it with your entire family. Plus they have free bread and it’s like brown and sweet and you get to use a GIGANTIC knife to slice it up. And talk about…

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

Those GIF’s show just how stagnant the Thunder offense is. Every Warrior has both eyes on the ball, Steph is the only one (in the 1st GIF) who even looks between man and ball. If you’re going to let Klay Thompson and Steph conserve energy on the defensive end you’re going to get more of those 9-0, 12-2, etc. runs that…

Take note NBC: this needs to be shown in between periods instead of listening to Jeremy Roenick.

Go find a safe space

In related news, it’s being widely rumored that the original HBK (Shawn Michaels, if you’re not into wrestling) is accepting an invite from the Penguins to attend the next game in Pittsburgh in support of the “HBK line.”

Nice to see Kessel taking a break from ruining the Maple Leafs.

Here’s another way to look at Mays’ catch, though. If any other player — except maybe DiMaggio or Mantle? — had made that catch (and many better catches have been made by lesser-known players), Mays’ catch would not have been know as the The Catch. The greatness of his catch is exaggerated because it was made by one…

Meh, every writer makes mistakes once in a while.

Same with every other player in the NBA who bothers to play defense or set a pick or drive to the basket.

He's not even the ugliest player on the Thunder, that's Kyle Singler.

Stop.
Every sonnet isn’t just like Shakespeare. Every lefthanded QB isn’t just like Steve Young. Every dude with long hair and a beard doesn’t look just like Jesus.

This is a really great catch. An amazing catch. It’s certainly worthy of special notice on Deadpsin.

But for starters Willie Mays caught the ball about 420…

Correction: He shot 10 of 28 from the foul line in last year’s finals, and 37 of 71 from the field.

I almost kinda like this joke better without the photo explanation

You know, I have no idea who this is or what this picture means, but holy shit it’s awesome.

This is the face of a sorcerer that managed to summon a dragon to wreak vengeance on his enemies, but he didn’t actually expect the spell to work.

From now on, when I don’t watch basketball, I will assume basketball really is…

Honorable Mention: Sam Casell

Westbrook: “I second that you little fuck!”

Hopefully Draymond Green doesn’t wake up tied to railroad tracks.

Waiters seems like the kind of guy who routinely has people tell him “FUCK YOU” directly to his face. He’s probably used to it.