The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.

new york city has an ID card, it is different than a NY state license. It’s more like a glorified library card/for people that can’t get a state issued id card. Some people think you can use it to get into bars, but you cannot actually do that. Thanks for the US culture lesson tho!

They’ve got a standing vertical leap of 6', because it makes it easier to tear your face clean off.

I was talking to one of the bird-keepers at my local zoo. She said that when they announced they were getting a cassowary, the carnivore keepers (that work every day with lions and tigers) kept saying to them, “Are you 100% sure about this? This is not a good idea.”

You forgot about the cassowary. The most terrifying animal this side of the kangaroo.

You missed this:

When selected for a random PED test yesterday, Harrison said he was told by director of NFL PED testing Ryan Willis of Drug Free Sport that he could not take video. If he did, the test would not be counted, and would be considered positive:

This is okay! Apparently you can use your hands in Europa League.

LMAO, the only time the Eagles will ever be number 1.

Also Ospreys, Falcons > Eagles

I wonder if this total badass has a World of Warcraft account.

The guy in the red sweater and scarf punches like Johnny Damon threw.

and injuring himself

Gosh, even the Europa League Final is more exciting than the Super Bowl. The atmosphere is fantastic.

If Trump wins, I’m blaming this on Bernie supporters. It’s bad enough he’s losing because all he ever did was promise golden eggs to everyone, but that he’s continuing to cause a drift with democratic support is fucked up (pretty sure he would want all those Clinton voters later if he were ahead in the polls).
Unless…

There are two things about Sanders’ rhetoric lately that are really frustrating me and both center around the fact that he has openly talked about not being a Democrat and only running as a Democrat because it allows him to reach a broader base than running as an independent:

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

But was it a sucker punch?

Was totally expecting him to give it the Step treatment. More disappointed he didn’t flip his bat. Everybody who homers against the Rangers needs to flip.

But I hear his ball handling was exceptional.