Actually, I have lived in SC, FL, NC, and VA.

Gosh, dunno. You must have had the only genius coach who had the outfielders charge when a guy squares around.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

I think toxicology reports take a long time, but if this was a heart issue or something like that, they should know fairly quickly.

Nah just Haisley because he is a one trick pony with little talent or means to get a reaction other than this shit:

Only those written by pretentious douchebags.

It might seem odd but taking a spot kick is a bit different from just being able to score from live play- many players who are top strikers are not necessarily good spot kick takers and many players who are not necessarily known for being great scorers from live play are deadly from the spot.

There’s also a bit of…

Do all soccer/football articles in other countries constantly discuss the relative merits of their league?

tl;dr Billy still doesn’t like the MLS, has bad takes.

This idea is amazing. It would simultaneously cut 60% of the league’s revenue while also making the playoffs completely anticlimactic. What I’m saying is I think you’re inline to be the next NHL commissioner.

Remember when like 10-15 years ago all the AL East (and hell, most of the AL in general) said if the NL didn’t change to the DH they were going to work themselves out of the conversation because no one would pitch there?

And Klay Thompson. Let’s not forget that if Curry never exists this man just had the greatest season for hitting 3's. As is he’s #3 all time.

In case anyone is wondering, the draft pick Draper here was advocating go to Biyombo was what landed Golden State their current second best player, Klay Thompson.

Does Lillard make an all-nba team?

Being a big blazer fan and living in the area, I have to say this season was so much goddam fun. After free agency last year most people around town were saying they should tank, but thank god they didn’t. Even in the regular season, watching their games was great, and to be given the gift of two playoff series would…

I just thought of the best nickname for Noah Syndergaard. Here are my thoughts on how I arrived at it. Syndergaard’s parents, as we all know, met at a sommelier themed YMCA dance in 1981. Barnardulous Syndergaard VII (Noah’s dad) only heard about this dance because his friend Dickschmap Washinghair had seen a flier…

Yeah, McKenna and I were batting this around, and he informed me that Ginuwine’s real name is Elgin Baylor Lumpkin.

Elgin Baylor preceded Dr. J, Patrick. Otherwise, I wholeheartedly endorse this post.

I ran D-III track. We definitely used a dildo a couple of times

Friend of mine ran track for the Ithaca College Bombers. They once used a rubber chicken on one of their relays. Great track tradition, the gag baton. Good on these kids.