Jokes are better when you explain them.

I’m going to go with the “something” having been being on a team with this roster and not winning a championship. Ben Howland being employed will never not be a mystery.

Spot on Barry. Next year the Caps will finally surpass the stumbling point, losing to the Pens in 6 in the Conference Finals.

Looks like Morgan Freeman

if i’d tried something like that not only would i have completely missed the puck thereby losing the game, i would have have somehow injured the goalie and broken my neck on the goal.

If the Caps would have won the game, it would have went down as “The Save” ala Frank Pietrangelo.

Well, that save probably cost Holtby the Vezina. Also:

Draper thinks all Hispanic names sound alike.

What should his suspension be?

What is a bat weight if not just a pipe over a bat?

That's a bat weight numb nuts

Yes, every ump who, in the bottom of the 9th inning of a tied ball game, perks up his ears and thins his skin to hear what a player in the dugout is saying should abso-fucking-lutely be fucked in the ear by a farm animal.

It’s a rulebook mandated ejection.

Every ump who ejects someone for arguing balls and strikes deserves a fuck you.

you can't spell fun without an F and a U, bro.

22-year-old keeper

Hey, maybe if I wasn’t normally such a fan of the site that I follow it on Twitter and Facebook so that the spoiler title had an extra two chances to do its work, it wouldn’t be such a big deal. No reason to be a dick about it, particularly when the article doesn’t exist for any reason other than to be a spoiler.

I’ll be killed off in June and replaced by Miles Teller

Hey, thanks for the fucking spoiler right in the title.