Absolutely a kid would trust Paterno over their parents or cops. Paterno was viewed as almost god-like. Akin to a priest with as much as he was held as a moral figure. Of course, a child would equate that with the person they could trust the utmost. (Are you not from the area? I am, believe me on this. Actual churches…

“makes zero sense.”

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back?

I can’t wait to see the next round of mental gymnastics Joe Pa stans use to justify this shit. JOE PA WAS A SAINT

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

As a Liverpool supporter, I’m cautiously optimistic. Leicester is a total wildcard - I expect them to lose at least one of Mahrez and Kante but will add to the squad too - but Chelsea should be back in the hunt since they’ll only play every 7 days with no European commitments. Spurs will no longer deal with the…

He’s clearly laid the foundation for what he wants his side to look like next season, tactics wise. It looks very good and when his team are on they are very on. I just don’t know if they can sustain this style of play for an entire season, especially in England where clubs play more games than in any other country.

Oh for fucks sake...

As a disgusting, obnoxious person from New Hampshire, Katie Nolan is my dream ex-wife

I fully support this as well. And not just because of my massive crush on this woman. (it's the main reason though)

Cole and I were both born in Newport Beach. We both attended UCLA. We both cheer on the Penguins. He’s pitching in the majors, I’m typing this shitty comment on Deadspin at 8:30am on a Thursday. I feel like Danny DeVito to Schwarzenegger’s character in that movie Twins.

I don’t think gakking a one-game wild card to the pitcher in the middle of the greatest run since Bob Gibson qualifies as “choking,” but you’re right about the Caps

Capitals to install millennial safe space at Verizon Center

He won 2 Finals games against a historically great team, and I wouldn’t argue with you if you said his best teammate was Matthew Dellevadova.

Eh, who knows? Sure, yes, LeBron can’t “do it all by himself over a 7 game series,” but—if I can say this without seeming to invalidate Golden State’s well-earned and -deserved championship—the reason he had to try to “do it all by himself” in last year’s Finals was that his two best teammates were out with injury and…

“You mean the basketball ring?”

Great, another athlete abusing a woman.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Cool story and he seemed legit and fun. Good on him and good on the Blues for connecting with him in the heat of the moment rather than waiting like until next year. Also I love that he got a players jersey and not a custom one.

You weren’t standing there over him chirping him the whole time he tried to clean it. So why would he taunt you for getting the job done?