You’re getting paid to comment on Deadspin though?

Is this still a Deadspin comment section? I thought we were supposed to make these kind of not-the-point comments

You probably can switch Bonds for Manning and Padres for Chargers too right?

We found the Cardinals fan

Yeah, the clock in soccer is dumb. I’ve played and reffed my entire life and it’s very arbitrary (although having the center ref control it is still preferred in my eyes to a “countdown” clock that high schools use). By rule, the clock only runs when the ball is in play (not by practice) so technically the game can’t…

And here we have the first ever in context Fiddler on the Roof reference used on Deadspin that was not the father shouting TRADITION!

Technically the clock only runs when the ball is in play.... but it’s basically a made up clock so you’re right.

The ref really had to shit.

I think you are trolling but I sometimes I can’t tell the difference between ignorance and troll

Center referees are in control of the clock at all times and usually estimate extra time due to substitutions, injuries, fake injuries and general time wasting. There is no written rule about ending the game specifically when your clock hits zero and this only happens with shit referees at the youngest levels or when…

How could this story leave out who Chukwuma was rooting for? This was a trial by combat and we would have had a permanent answer to the Ronaldo v Messi question

Lebron 2009-2013 was possibly the best 4 year stretch of basketball in history, I’m not sure what more potential he could have reached. Titles? Sure, but he won them in Miami. Trying to recreate that in Cleveland was a mistake because he is a bad GM.

Perfectly legal slide, they changed the rules this year to take this away... something about Habeas Corpus.... fuck it who cares, I hate Chase Utley so just suspend him for 10 games for being Chase Utley

damnit now I have to go find my previous comment requesting this and delete it. Also - thank you.

Yes but he did this by choice. He had the first situation in Cleveland the first go around and couldn’t beat the Big 3 in Boston. He’s also made 6(?) straight finals so its not all bad.

Dear Internet: Please turn all of Lebron’s tweets into those terrible inspirational posters.

Actually all of this makes sense if you’re NYC kid who ended up going to Florida. Except G’Town - what the actual fuck man? You had the Johnies back in the early 90s or at least UConn

Oops, I live here and for some reason that didn’t even cross my mind. Vancouver, WA is more like a suburb, no? Like including Fairfax as part of DC... When you said the twin cities I immediately thought of two bigger places.

Those are the Coastal Range mountains. The Cascades are east of Portland

Considering they’re 5.5 hours apart you could also group SF and LA that way.