When your spades partner forgets you declared nil.

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

Maybe he’s just very into buttalingus and he’s worried about performing the act on his beloved on a Friday during Lent.

“...despite video evidence that he walked into the space separating the students and Black Israelites and stood there before that students formed a semicircle around him. “

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

I was in an airport getting out of TN and the other travelers were going on with their day, but the staff and workers were stopping every now and then to look up and just fucking watch.

If it turns out that Drew got hit by a car, that would really make all of the “Shit Ranked!” article and comments pretty ironic.

Take the SAT?

“He can do stuff that Chris Paul and Derrick Rose can’t.”

Yes I, too, agree that if Sid played more games he’d have more points.

I think what always surprises me is that, despite being known mostly as a playmaker, Crosby actually has the 2nd most goals scored since he and Ovechkin entered the league, behind only Ovechkin.

But don’t worry, we’re quickly at work to decide just how bad of a loss this was for Democrats via the progressive angle.

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Can we talk about how PROBLEMATIC this statue is???

I honestly would not assume it was the Nazi salute on seeing that still shot. I know its unpopular on the internet, but people really ought to try giving a little grace to others now and then and not automatically assume they are doing the worst possible thing.

The biggest federal workers union is currently suing the government right now, saying it’s illegal to require them to work without pay, which would hopefully prevent this from happening again. The problem with TSA workers not showing up is that federal workers don’t have the right to strike, even a wildcat strike like…

Can’t do that. Billy’s gunners would look like the second fiddle in north London that they are

“...none of the staff at the Hacienda HealthCare facility knew the patient was pregnant until she went into labor and began moaning.”