They could burn Nicolas Cage in a straw man that big.

I’m glad the defense didn’t work, but i’m also glad someone attempted it. Because this is what you get when you make asinine anti-abortion laws like this shit. If you want to act like life begins at conception just to be a dick, then yeah, deal with crazy rape defenses like this. Maybe they will rethink the bullshit…

You say that....But I used my phone’s hotspot feature to allow me to use my laptop in the bathroom, so I could avoid holding my phone while shitting. Is that NOT innovative interneting? Sure, it ended up halfway in a urinal, and don’t even get me started on how bad hand dryers are for your keyboard, but the point…

There is no more certain thing to be true in human history than the fact that you will lose the dongle within a week of getting it. My wife bought me a great pair of Audio-Technica headphones for Christmas last year which are rendered useless because I can never find that stupid-ass dongle.

*checks the greys, whistles*

Holsteins are bred for milk, then when they are old and beat up they’ll be sold for low quality heavily processed “products” like ground beef.

That’s my fucking son you’re talking about, bud.

One pretty important detail is that vaginal meshes were upgraded (in 2011 or 2012 I think?) by the FDA from Class II to Class III medical devices. Class II are things like wheelchairs, pregnancy tests, etc. so testing requirements are minimal. Class III are the most strictly regulated. The Gynemesh (made by Ethicon, a…

Per flat earthers this cow doesn’t exist.

I believe even back then he blew three time outs during the Punt, Pass, Kick competition.

He’s most likely abnormally large for the same reason that human beings are occasionally abnormally large — a growth hormone issue, pituitary tumor or some similar disorder.

Gigantism is not unheard of in animals, although in the wild most critters afflicted by such disorders don’t survive long. Knickers, though, is a…

PEDs

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

I push the automatic door buttons when there’s someone walking just far enough behind me that they fall into that weird range where you don’t know whether or not you need to hold the door for them. It’s a good way to be polite without having to look at the person.

Coincidentally, R.J. Barrett’s father would be the one making the decision on whom to hire.

Absolutely fair re: Bucks, Delco, MontCo, Kensington, Northeast Philadelphia, South Philly, etc.

I also have no desire to visit Ohio. But this was the impetus of my singling out Idaho.

As a black man in America, my list of “must visit” states is drastically smaller. Fuck if you’re ever going to catch me in Idaho.

THERE WERE 7 TURNOVERS, 8 SACKS, and 3 DEFENSIVE TDs. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT IT?