The video of his vertical leap test at Duke made me question how gravity affects mass.  If you haven’t seen it, take a look.

It’s stupid that the NBA makes him waste a year of his career at Duke. 

Nick Saban did recruit a kid at MSU who was widely known to have raped a developmentally disabled 13 year old, charged with it and still went to MSU on Saban’s watch, but you will Knott see that talked about very much. Kelly is probably worse, but Saban is a monster too. 

“From my own experience, Mensa customer service is lacking.”

I would actually think a major factor in older contestants doing poorly in Jeopardy is getting the timing of the buzzer down. From my own experience, if your competitor is just a fraction of a second quicker on the buzzer, you’re never coming close to winning, and worse, when you do get a chance to answer, your own…

Don’t let the salaries fool you, they are still 20 year old’s, and several of them were not rich as fuck until only recently.

While I totally agree with you, I have found that partying at the club is not the greatest place to enjoy a pour or 4 of neat bourbon. You might as well drink the cheapest liquor you can handle if you’re just slamming shots.

Erin Andrews is not a kid....

Just like Derek Carr cried when Erin Andrews sacked him in London.

Now I want him to go to the Pats and be terrible, so you are sad.

Stop using them. Just sit on the goddamn toilet.

fun fact: the last time I was in Cleveland’s ballpark these two dudes in my section kept taunting me about the Flint water crisis 🙄

Username checks out.

I have a true semen anecdote.

“My wife gave me crap the one day, told me I need to look more interested out there,” Flacco said Wednesday. “But I’m just trying to stay out of it. I’m not comfortable out there. I don’t need to get too creative.”

Cleveland was eliminated, appropriately, on Columbus Day. And, thankfully, that should be the last time we ever see Chief Wahoo on their uniforms as they claim they’re dumping him in 2019.

Wow. Think of what Clevinger would do if Flores did something serious, like insult Morris Day and the Time.

What’s wrong with being invited to a destination wedding? The couple expects you to say NO. Source: Had destination wedding, and many still came.

You can make anything expensive if you really want to, but even if you somehow manage to get 25 people to fly to Italy for a wedding, you can still probably just have the reception in a nice restaurant for a hundred bucks a head or less.

Destination weddings are a great way to transfer all of the costs of a wedding to one’s guests. Because they end up saving the couple a metric shit-ton of money due to the tiny size and typically modest ceremony/party, it’s only fair that they should offer to pay for the wedding party’s flights.