Take-5 is a new candy bar that is excellent. I hope someone sees this in the grays and supports my view on this.

I’m pretty sure 95% of people who use SJW as an insult are probably tiny racist assholes? Right? I’m right.

Your schtick has officially been disrespected.

The AL state government was also weirdly against German beer.

Liverpool were on TBS when I was a kid if Man U wasn’t playing. As an coincidence that I didn’t know when I started rooting for Pool - my parents would sing YNWA during thunderstorms if we were afraid as really young kids.

“What I’d like to do, with the legislature, is to get very harsh penalties in place for people who commit anti-social behavior, in whatever form that takes,”

or are you me? To be fair, always a liverpool fan, only picked up Dortmund bc of Pulisic

actually yeah - for some people. Personally, I like to take long drives on highways to get to a place hate it for a commute. Taking public transportation in cities is awesome - if there isn’t a supervillain fucking with it.

Aww someone made fun of your white picket fence?

*if you’re white.

Pennsylvanian here, Texans seem to have an inferiority complex and they won’t shut the fuck up about it.

oh yay here come the takes from all the folks in Ohio. People enjoy different things, and minorities tend to live where they are treated like terribly - just like everyone else instead of that midwestern hospitality that only applies to people under a certain level of melanin. 

Holy shit why are you commenting on Deadspin in your 5 minutes of weekly spare time?

I never got my wolfpack and I’m sad. But basically had the same feeling and review as you. Thanks for all the good reviews over the last 8 years.,

I’ve watched the video several times and I’m still trying to figure out which fan is the one that was supposed to hit him?

No. Fuck Boston, and no one in their right mind should root for St. Louis anything. So even with a few lucky calls, we should all rally around the Sharks and their tech-bro fans

Glad you’re alive, sorry we now both have to watch Kirk Cousins got 10-6 and lose in the first round of the playoffs for the next 4 years.

So when I moved to PNW from the east coast, I found out it’s not a law, and not taught in driving school, that the left lane is for passing only. They actively encourage people to just drive normal in the left lanes.

Family D seems like a category on PornHub

Good representation tends to end when you travel to Canada too.