All of this shit was funny 20 years ago (see: Jackass) and just because we’ve grownup, doesn’t mean all of those people did. Also 15 year olds are still 15 year olds. Also 49.5% of the country voted for Trump, 34% of the country are white men - those are large target audiences. 

Connor McDavid may win the MVP but I’m a bigger fan of the Phil Kessell Show -

The Northstars was a great logo. I’d go Wings, North Stars, Whalers, Bruins, Blackhawks

I just learned what KPIs meant. I’d been hearing about them for years

I kinda felt bad for Howard. He never really had a chance to grow into a real human. He was a monster, super-star athlete, potentially a hall-of-famer (I know it’s weird) at like 18. I feel like he stayed like most dweeby 17-18 year olds his whole life.

I’d rather watch the NBA these days where there are limited calls. College referees decide 1/2 the time that they need a “coaching moment” to teach “fundamentals.” With the TV timeouts, short halves, 5 timeouts per half (may be 4 now?), and all the fouls NCAA is tough to watch. It could also be that Pitt sucks and…

This cannot be overstated for the PSU case. As someone who grew up in PA, the power and influence JoePa had all over the state was insane

A relative of mine was a gymnastics coach, USOG wouldn’t let him coach anymore after an assault charge (bar fight), and subsequent guilty plea.

zero dark thirty? molly’s game? Octavia Spencer was the only movie actress in the headline for hidden figures

A lot of the country considers unions and collective bargaining to be communism. Unions almost fell apart during numerous times in US history (including now) because of this thought.

Great, the Pirates are butt again and the fucking Brewers are gonna be fun. I had options of teams to root for as a kid and I picked misery in just about everything.

As a hockey fan, I can freely admit that no one gave a shit about their draft. Hockey players, in general, are as boring as they come and there is no drama there. “He shoots a good puck eh, I liked the other guy too but uh he got picked first ya know”. If this draft was televised it’d be months worth of questions and…

I mean Draymond did kick him twice. What’s that saying, kick me once, shame on you, kick me twice - I’ll kick Brad?

Anyone remember Toki? Pretty sure this game was on the discount shelf when my parents bought it for me, but it was fun and hard as hell.

Didn’t Howard throw a beer at a female bartender? It’s bad to throw beer bottles at people, and is assault, but I don’t see how it’s sexual. Did I miss something else, criminal charges?

Bill Simmons is that you? We aren’t even talking about Westbrook! Leave the Thunder trading Harden out of this.

I assume you’re a troll and not that stupid.

Holy fucking shit, I may have entered my vote of Gorillas + ? (human I guess) too early

Definitely the gorillas - quick to anger, fast, impossibly strong and can climb trees. Also have been known to use tools. Second one is tough. It’s between wolves and human for me. I think I’m going human, they can shoot the eagles and crocs from safety. Bears vs Gorillas is a primetime event and I don’t want to take…

I genuinely don’t enjoy actual football unless i’ve got $ or a rooting interest. It’s only great because it’s easy to drink and socialize while paying attention to the game. Other sports (other than baseball) have too much action to truly pay attention to the sport and your friends at the same time.