I honestly didn’t think the JuJu hit was bad until Burfict got all woozy when he tried to get up. If we police based on outcomes, it’s really dumb. The announcers going nuts about it didn’t help.

Why did Boogie get ejected there?

If you can’t be a horny hypocrite in your DMs, then where can you be horny?

This response is extremely helpful and not snarky at all. Are you okay? Do you have a fever? This is still the internet you know.

So is Girardi the new Nats manager? Does he keep Harper from leaving for the Yankees?

I root for the Pirates and the Twins (don’t ask). I dream of a day where my team can go crazy over a HR that gets them within 1 run in a world series game 2.

I began to feel like I maybe wrongly hated Joe Buck. I heard him on the BS Podcast and thought maybe I had gotten caught up in internet mob thinking and was wrong. Nope, I was right. Joe Buck sucks because he sucks the joy out of moments like this. He can take his hair plugs and shove it back to StL.

This whole article is the right opinion.

WVU used to do this to opposing fans. I watched it happen at a backyard brawl

That is very adult of you. I follow these rules - http://www.businessinsider.com/5-rules-for-reclining-your-airplane-seat-2017-6 and would be considerate of your long legs (unless you just dug them into my back like a 10 year old), but sometimes I have to sleep on the plane (red-eyes and such), and I’m not short…

UberEats and Postmates are pretty great because there is a small delivery fee and I’ll get enough food for at least 2 meals

Damnit, all I wanted to do was come here and post this first #eternallyinthegreys

That’s actually not true anymore, but it’s close. Hockey is just more popular with white Americans.

Charles Barkley was nicknamed “The Round Mound of Rebound” for a reason.

“Stay Classy” - every ignorant fuck who got offended that you brought up PSU

If you’re a guy, this is relatively easy. 5 work shirts and 2 suits, fly in jeans and a decent shirt with the bigger pair of shoes, pack an extra, small bathroom bag, socks and underwear easily fits into an overhead. Carry a briefcase/backpack for the electronics and work stuff.

Incorrect. I paid to recline. I will recline, but I’ll make sure you don’t have a drink already out, and I’ll sit up to eat.

I fly standby.. a lot. Being last to board is great, but I don’t get that last minute 1st class very often anymore.

Pickled Eggplant is a hidden gem that I only ever found from some Portuguese ladies in CT. It’s honestly an amazing sandwich condiment. Your fear of olives makes me think you never deserved to be on Chopped (and your t-shirt).

He looked completely outsized but definitely more sober. The real question is - How the hell did he lose his shoe?