Someone’s girlfriend has an Idris crush.

Oscar Isaac would make a great Bond, but I’m pretty sure he’s Guatemalan/Cuban and would never have been allowed into the country in Trump’s America.

Snack bags of Fritos are the ultimate and quintessential ingredient to a walking chilli - the best tailgate food (it has other names, I know). You open the bag, dump a ladel full of chili in there, put some cheese and sour cream, grab a fork and a miller light and take a walk to the girls trying to figure out how to…

The only reason I know this rule exists is because I was learning to be an ump when A League of Their Own came out. Madonna catches the ball in her hat.

Clear designation of those that have gone skiing and those that haven’t in these comments

I doubt this will get out of the grays, but after reading the whole article, I don’t understand the headline. Could you explain?

Nah it’s ratchet. If you want trap find some Flosstradamus

probably, but never actually charged right? Most likely a cover up... ugh I hate that giving one person the benefit of the doubt (consensual, both beyond consent, etc.) means you are accusing another person of lying.

They were gonna have a Randy Moss and Urlacher fishing show. I want that for 30 min and Lynch Gronk for 30 minutes for the best hour on TV

hmm I wonder what it was about Obama....?

As a Vikings fan, I say good riddance. As someone who never gets out of the greys, I say fuck it. It does bother me to no end though that Tom Brady was able to convince officials to pick up the flag in the exact same situation.

How else will people tell other people that they have an uncle in Pittsburgh?

ahh yes, the classic, “just because I don’t do it - fuck the lot that does” answer. You sir are the embodiment of the American Dream. Manifest Destiny in your cul-de-sac

I’m a Twins fan, we are going to lose to the Yankees AGAIN in the playoffs for what seems like the 14th time in a row that we’ve made the playoffs

I know this one. Game sucked but the figurines were worth every cent

Mostly agree, but if you include UNO (and some others) you’re venturing into card or tile games. Mario Party is more of a board game than Uno. If UNO is one here - dominoes and Mah Jong gotta be too. Stick to games where pieces are on a board. Other notes:

collusion drags out Monopoly games. Just because I’m winning doesn’t mean everyone should team up

Unless my mind is leaving me (not an unreasonable thought), a Pyrrhic victory is a win where the human cost is so heavy that it negates a true sense of achievement or profit. Their cities were in ruins, millions of people died, agent orange affected them for generations, and the devastation is still felt 40 years…

Exclusively depends what area of the country you are in. Agent Orange is a pretty intense reason to hate everything about stars and stripes

Dat Pyrrhic victory tho