Thanks brah. I’m glad you’re a fellow brah who appreciate a good fuggin roast. As you know, all us anti-maga soy boys talk like this brah.

It is literally an alternative to eating meat.

Hope you enjoy eating poop. Those cows you’re eating spend their entire lives standing, sitting, eating, and sleeping in their own excrement. Unless you’ve personally seen or helped raise the cow yourself, it’s pretty much a given that you’re eating a weak, diseased animal grown on a factory farm swimming in poop.

Well. She did just RUN out in front of the car, so there may have been some self determination there...but I have another...less provable theory that our sub-conscious is non-linear. This would explain ALL kinds of shit I’m not going into here, like residual haunting and esp...shit like that. Point being, though we…

He may have been closer to 4, or just turned 4. But yeah it’s a real drawing he really did (I saved it because... you don’t throw away your child’s first ‘Smiling Corpses’ picture). I swear I didn’t draw the picture myself for the story, although if I did that’d certainly be commitment

They added

The community came together in a big way following the sad discovery and that November, 82 years after his death, “Baby Kintyre” was buried in a Richmond Hill cemetery. He was also remembered with a tree planting, a bench and a plaque in a parkette behind the neighbouring Queen Alexandra School.

OMGOMGOMG!!! I made the list!!! WOOHOO! This totally made my day.

I can’t believe there was a round 2 and STILL the grindr date didn’t make it. That one was terrifying!!

Wtf hamburger?

The first time I had to acknowledge that death is a real thing to my kid was HARD. I wanted so badly to say “Nah, we all live forever.” Especially when I could tell he was realizing I won’t be around forever 😩

Ok, here goes. I am a huge skeptic and I know there is a scientific explanation for my spooky story, but here goes anyway.

Oooor, get so drunk you’ll forget you read them the first time and read them all over again!

Seeing the real news article definitely made it creepier. And I feel really bad for the man who found the baby’s body, the article said that he had a four-month-old baby at home and the baby he found was about the same size. That would be so disturbing. :(

Yay! I can tell mine on a thread that isn’t 3 days old that no one is reading :D

Two weeks ago today (Monday), I was doing a photo shoot at the Lemp Mansion.

After reading the “Hamburger” story, I realized that observing kids as they learn about death is the alternating creepiest/saddest goddamn part of being a parent. Two recent stories, courtesy of my 3-year-old:

Look at this guy’s face?

I never got the opportunity to share, so I’ll do it now. This one comes from my mother, via her childhood friend.

Oooh! I’ve got one!

Decisions. Most of me wants to read this right now. The other part of me wants to wait until it’s dark and I’m drinking.