You know, I also just realize that while the riddle has been solved, no one ended up commenting with this answer, so for tradition's sake…

Also, several comments & not one quip about Bruce Wayne building a clock yet. You people have more restraint than the folks I livewatched the show with.

I will say that Robin Lord Taylor's performance still gives this show at least one un-ironic reason to watch it. When that bastard asks for peanut butter, you better bring him his damn Skippy.

Shhhh!!! Don't give them any ideas!!

Considering that I actually wrote an article about that game, I take offense to you calling my writing boring shit. Do they have levers & booby traps on the sun?

That would have been hilarious if Thomas Wayne ended up simply dying by choking on a hot dog or something. We'd have Bruce breaking into the Oscar Meyer headquarters and grilling them about their big cover-ups.

Hell, I'll wear question marked-spandex & get kicked by a douche with a red hood if it helps pay the bills.

Alternatively, "Dear Bruce: I have some important fatherly advice here to give you, but instead of just leaving this note in my will or in your inheritance or even just around the house or whatnot, I'm going to lock this note in a vault you don't know about for no real reason other than to f*** with you & cause you to…

Yeah, well, I was going to say "because he has an understudy," but we are racing against the clock here & I didn't know if it had to be phrased a certain way or not.

Ah, Riddler, how I've missed you! Always the colorful bastard! God, I've been wanting to talk to you all summer…

Well, it's kind of too late, seeing as how Oni has already brought it back in comic book form.

The other 50% are scientists or adventurers of some sort, or work in some occupation that conveniently requires them to dump their kids on a spooky relative while they leave on a business trip.

"It's not very clear just what the townspeople are in this book. They aren't really vampires, and they aren't really zombies, but one thing they definitely are is boring beyond belief."

Heffer. But yeah. Or at least an extremely similar expy of him, because the creator wanted it to be Heffer all along (& it still pretty much is), but they ran into some legal troubles with Nickelodeon (pussies).

To be fair, if the very first book in the series suggests anything, ghosts in the Goosebumps universe have surprisingly good salesmen & PR people on their side.

Wait a second, how the F*** have we not mentioned Psychonauts, easily one of the greatest pieces of entertainment ever - if not the greatest - to take place at summer camp? And I learned so much from it: Milk is delicious, in the end we are all just dogs playing poker, don't let your inner critic get the best of you…

You forgot the lessons learned from several Goosebumps books set at summer camp: Watch out for ghosts that will try to get you killed so you can join them in the afterlife, try not to win too many sports in order to avoid becoming a slave to a giant odorous blob monster, & there might also be a chance that every…

Indeed it was.

Props for mentioning Camp Lazlo, definitely one enjoyable cartoon…although the show's final episode had a reveal that suggested the whole experience was more akin to Camp Nowhere all along (& had a cameo that would have provided a much more intriguing camp for Gen-Xers).

That made me think even more that Phlannel Boxingday from "Lemonhope" was more than just Bubblegum in disguise.