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The kicker was Eugene putting a little more femininity in his voice with that line. Friggin' awesome.

"Seriously, what is up with the rock charts this month? Last time we
ventured here, we found a bunch of lunkheaded post-grunge bullshit; this
month’s songs are downright cuddly by comparison."

"Seriously, what is up with the rock charts this month? Last time we
ventured here, we found a bunch of lunkheaded post-grunge bullshit; this
month’s songs are downright cuddly by comparison."

Yes, because just simply using italic text is totally fun & original.

Yes, because just simply using italic text is totally fun & original.

Yes, truly this is the best firstie ever that will kick off an easy-to-read comments section.

Yes, truly this is the best firstie ever that will kick off an easy-to-read comments section.

Well, he did once run for mayor as Safety Salamander, entirely in costume…

Well, he did once run for mayor as Safety Salamander, entirely in costume…

Yes, I especially look forward to the part where they each get about 40 seconds of screen time & then get pushed out of the episode so we can concentrate on 20 minutes of Homer auditioning for a Jersey Shore knock-off or whatever fad triggered the writer's ADD this week.

Yes, I especially look forward to the part where they each get about 40 seconds of screen time & then get pushed out of the episode so we can concentrate on 20 minutes of Homer auditioning for a Jersey Shore knock-off or whatever fad triggered the writer's ADD this week.

Yeah, & they skipped over Muse, whom I was looking forward to the most, & who actually wrote an original song for this particular event. That just feels cold, dammit.

Yeah, & they skipped over Muse, whom I was looking forward to the most, & who actually wrote an original song for this particular event. That just feels cold, dammit.

Maybe it's a condensed version of Oscar Wilde: “The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.”

Maybe it's a condensed version of Oscar Wilde: “The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.”

I just saw General Zod say "So please quit your jibba jabba." At that moment, I realized that we has just hit a new level of enlightenment. Thank you, Hot Chip.

I just saw General Zod say "So please quit your jibba jabba." At that moment, I realized that we has just hit a new level of enlightenment. Thank you, Hot Chip.

Maybe, but even then, look how everyone in the Jem universe perceives these songs, & the Holograms in general. They're pretty much the biggest & most acclaimed band ever in their universe (to the point where them, The Misfits, & The Stingers are seemingly the only bands that ever exist), just for doing average &

Maybe, but even then, look how everyone in the Jem universe perceives these songs, & the Holograms in general. They're pretty much the biggest & most acclaimed band ever in their universe (to the point where them, The Misfits, & The Stingers are seemingly the only bands that ever exist), just for doing average &

No mention of Jem and The Holograms or The Misfits? Supposedly the two biggest rock phenomenons/revolutions to the point of absurdity in their cartoon universe, both boiling down to bad, repetitive '80s pop in reality. Truly outrageous in absolutely no sense of the word.